Plants vs. Zombies

T: I'm your little sunflower
Me: You're my little sunflower
Me: What am I?
(pause)
Me: I'm the flaming pee shooter, no, I'm the dandelion
T: You're the watering can
Me: The watering can? I water my little sunflower
T: You water all the flowers
Me: What is K?
(pause>)
T: A zombie
Me: Of course (facepalm)
Me: What is Dad?
T: The flaming pee shooter
Me: Why does Dad get to be the flaming pee shooter?
T: Because he's bigger